Most of you probably remember www.hotornot.com. It was a website where your friends posted horrible pictures of you and complete strangers could vote on your hottness, forever condemning you to an internet reputation of 4 out of 10 hottness stars or hearts or whatever they may be. It may still be a website, but I can’t verify this due to rigorous corporate security here at work. You’ll just have to take that risk yourself. If you don’t remember hotornot, at least you have an idea what I’m referencing.
Well there is a new way for rich men and sexy women to feed their shallowness. Its called “Natural Selection Speed Dating” and honestly I think its kinda brilliant. Here is a nice little explanation that shows up on the first page of their website:
“Pocket Change is honoring the age old union of wealthy men and hot girls. Society has taught us to not publicly acknowledge the obvious – no longer dear friends. Women want money in a man, men want beauty in a woman – this is a factual force of nature. Women don’t ask “So, what does he do for a living?†because they’re interested in his personality and guys don’t ask “is she hot?†because they’re concerned with character. Guys know that money buys them the car, the house and the trophy wife. This genetic cleansing is how the wealthy stay beautiful.”
Yes, they said “Genetic Cleansing” (!) which sounds awful, but I think there are a couple ways to look at this:
1) For once, dating is simple. Everyone knows why they’re there.
2) It eliminates the chance of a wealthy man who doesn’t want a money hungry trophy wife getting fooled into a relationship without a prenup.
3) Which reminds me, Kayne says:
She was spose to buy ya shorty tyco with ya money yeah.
She went to the doctor got lipo with ya money
She walkin around lookin like Michael with ya money
Shoulda got that insured, GEICO for ya moneeey(your money)
If you aint no punk holla We Want Prenupt
WE WANT PRENUPT!, Yeaah
4) We’re all selfish and shallow in some way and I like that these people aren’t afraid to face that fact.
So if you’re a female hotty or a rich male not so hotty go ahead and give it a stab:
Check it out here!
PS> This morning I was thinking about Doogie Howser and his little learning journal at the end of the show, where he’d have a personal diatribe reflecting on his experiences that episode. Do you notice TV doesn’t spoon-feed you morals in quite the same blatant way anymore? Have audiences gotten smarter? Or am I finally watching better TV? I would say its probably not the later, because I am a Aqua Teen addict. mmmmmm shake…..
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